May is for fun voicemails

Hello world! I am announcing my presence by declaring it random voicemail May. If you are in my phone book you may get a call from me leaving you a very entertaining voicemail. I leave at least one or two a day. I'm not saying I don't want you to answer your phones.... it could just be more entertaining for me and you since I never know what exactly might pop out of my mouth this month as I leave a message. It is all in good fun. I hope they make you smile. With that I am now signing off for another adventure.